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Sassy, bold, and powered by caffeine—this tumbler says what we’re all thinking. With a wild cheetah print peeking through soft shabby chic pink florals, and a washed-out white patch holding the hilarious phrase:
 

“I don’t know what I would do without coffee… probably 25 to life.”

 

Whether you’re hustling, mom-ing, or just trying to avoid felonies before 10 a.m., this tumbler is your partner in (legal) crime.

 

💗 20 oz stainless steel
💗 Comes with reusable straw, silicone base ring & ribbon gift box
💗 Available in:

  • Sublimation Only – Lightweight, bold, and ready

  • Epoxy + Glitter – For sparkle queens

  • Epoxy + Glitter + Personalization – Add a name or phrase that matches your main-character energy

 

☕️ Hand wash only
☀️ Don’t leave in the sun—your sass deserves protection

Caffeinated & Dangerous

$20.00Price
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